What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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