Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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