come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Randomize
