I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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