dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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