I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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