Yo dont text me then not text me
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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