Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
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