porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
I'm sobbing to NWA
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Randomize