Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
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