Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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