big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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