i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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