you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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