Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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