i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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