I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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