On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
A+ Viking dick
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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