Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
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