you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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