he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
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