oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
