your parents love me but you hate me
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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