i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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