Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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