physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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