Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
are you so shy because you have an std?
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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