Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Fuck appropriateness.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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