shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
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