bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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