So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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