he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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