Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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