My brain says no but my pants say off.
I just cut my nipple shaving
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
So. Much. Porn.
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