...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I think my vagina is haunted
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
this boner is exhausting
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
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