Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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