Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
