Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
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