You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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