belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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