ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Why are your pants in the freezer?
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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