So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
There was a lot of him and a little penis
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
My day in three words: secret purse cake
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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