i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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