That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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