Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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