so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
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I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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