party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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