No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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