I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Is her dick bigger than yours?
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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