just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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