Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
