Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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