David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
lol hangovers are for mortals.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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