i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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