yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
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