that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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