It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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